When I'm a dad, I promise not to...

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...Let my kid see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Terrible Terrible movie. They took one of my favorite characters of all time and went all Anakin Skywalker on him.

I know this isn't necessarily baby related, but I hated the movie so much, I just had to put it here.

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