Got on the scale this morning. Apparently, since Shaundar got pregnant, I have gained....negative 10 pounds.
That's right, suckas...I've actually lost weight. I read that many guys gain "sympathy weight." Not me. I took it right off.
Of course...this could have something to do with being sick for an extended period of time and not really having an appetite. But, whatever.
I think this calls for a beer.
A Dusty Bar in Texas
Chuck Norris died and I was feeling creative or something. ______________ A dusty bar in Texas. A man among men sits at the bar, disappoin...
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Okay...since we have a new baby and have to pay over $1000/month (no, I didn't accidentally add a zero) for daycare, we have no extra mo...
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So...I've been practicing some lines that my dad used to use on my when I was a kid. I'm anxious to use them on Desmond. I've be...
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