Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Sympathy weight

Got on the scale this morning. Apparently, since Shaundar got pregnant, I have gained....negative 10 pounds.

That's right, suckas...I've actually lost weight. I read that many guys gain "sympathy weight." Not me. I took it right off.

Of course...this could have something to do with being sick for an extended period of time and not really having an appetite. But, whatever.

I think this calls for a beer.

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