Desi pooped on me.
He had a blowout, today, while in his bouncy chair. I changed his diaper and figured, since it was time for him to have a bath, and it was time for me to have a bath...let's have a bath.
We were having a blast in the tub. It was his second time in the big bath tub. The first time didn't go so well. We were doing fine until he had one of his crazy head bobs that plopped his face straight into the water. He didn't like it. He was about 1 month old.
He does well in his baby bath, and he does well in the shower with one of us. Today, was the first time in the tub since the face plopping incident.
Things were going really well! I just ordered a fancy reusable swim diaper and plan to start taking him to the gym pool with me during family swim time. This was practice of sorts.
He quickly learned how to smack his hand into the water and splash everywhere. He was taking in the sites of the bubbles and he was enjoying having his head wet...which he usually cries during.
Then, on my belly, I feel bubbles. "HAHA," I say to Shaundar, who is in the bedroom. "Desi just ripped a big fart on me!"
Then, I notice the yellow slime rising to the surface, by way of my stomach and chest hair, getting caught all along the way. Needless to say, I was pretty grossed out. I called Shaundar in to turn on the shower, to which Desi and I quickly migrated while Shaundar washed out the the tub.
We're both clean, now.
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