As you can see from the pictures, Shaundar is getting pretty big. And, we've still got 2 months to go.
Remarkably, when a woman gets pregnant, people think that gives them clearance to freely talk about your personal appearance.
Common phrases are:
"You are SO pregnant."
"You're HUGE."
"Are you sure you're not having twins?"
The doctor says we should tell these people, "My doctor says I look perfect."
I say, she should tell these people, "If you don't shut up, I'm going to shove my swollen pregnant foot in your fat mouth."
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