Ok...this post is a little PG-13. So, if you are offended by the word PENIS...stop reading now.
The scene: Early Evening. I am in the shower. The bathroom door is a sliding barn door. It does not lock. Owen barges in...a common occurrence.
Owen: "Daddy has penis!
Me: "Yup...I do. Now, get out."
Owen: "I have penis, too!"
Me: "Yup...we both have penises. We are both boys. Now, leave."
Owen: "I have little penis."
Me: "...."
Owen: "Daddy has *in a deep voice* BIG PENIS!"
Me: "Yup. Agreed. Go tell your mom."
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