I have 2 today.
First, Took Desmond to his first eye doctor appt.
Optometrist lady asks, "Do things ever look blurry when you look at them?"
Des looks at her straight faced and says, "Only when I do this..." before crossing his eyes.
The next one, Des flashes me his Despicable Me tattoo and says, "I'm tougher than you! I have a tattoo!"
I flash him my REAL tattoo and say, "Whatever! I have a real tattoo! That's like getting a million shots. You just put yours on with some water."
Des thinks for a second. Then says, "Well, the water was FREEZING COLD!"
Okay...since we have a new baby and have to pay over $1000/month (no, I didn't accidentally add a zero) for daycare, we have no extra mo...
If you have a kid in daycare, you know what I'm talking about, here. Daycare is NOT cheap. It's no wonder some women stop working al...
Desi has a ton of words, now. However, he doesn't really know how to end most of them. For example: Milk is Muh. Kitty is Key. I lo...