Ok, people. It's over. Take a deep breath. Inhale...good. Now, exhale. Ahhhh.
Better? No? Yeah, I didn't think that would work.
But, really. Here we are. We have chosen Trump. Yes, he sucks. Yes he is a misogynist. Yes he is a bigot. Yes, we have picked the asshole that we are ashamed to let our children listen to over the woman with the screechy voice that we hate so much. And, yes...to my family and friends that voted for Trump...I am legitimately ashamed of you.
However, it is what it is. We now have to deal with it.
Here are our choices as I see it.
1) Complain about how this election was chosen by people who hate women/Mexicans/Muslims/whatever and talk about how we're going to move to Canada. We can discuss the discrepancy between white and non-white votes (because race relations are so awesome already). We can call each other names and continue to spew the vitriol that has encompassed this entire 2 year long election cycle.
2) We can take this for what it is and move forward.
Now, when I say move forward, do I mean just stand by and let Trump do what he wants? Absolutely not! Our country is a Democratic Republic. We operate on a system with multiple branches of government, checks and balances and the will of the people.
So...#1...it's time for Congress to DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS! (Sorry...I try not to drop F-bombs here, but seriously...DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS!!!) Stop the party based bickering. Get down to business and legislate. And, while you're at it, block any bullshit that Trump tries to push through.
Supreme Court...if Trump tries to shut down the Washington Post because they say things Trump doesn't like...the Supreme Court needs to step up and block that as unconstitutional. We need to do EVERYTHING to make sure that he does not turn this place into Nazi Germany (this is not hyperbole).
Clinton supporters...you have a big job. It's time to come out of the bubble that Clinton is amazing and saint like and it's impossible that people can't like her. Because, seriously...she should have won. And if you think the reason she didn't is simply "sexism" or "racism" or "hatred," then you will find yourself in a very bad place. Because, while I agree that there are many Trump supporters are sexists/racists/whateverists, that is not why Clinton lost.
She lost because she's Hillary Clinton. You can call her the "most qualified" person for the presidency. But, that doesn't mean people want her to be president. And, you MUST recognize this if you want to move forward. People are clearly tired of the political elite. No more Clintons. No more Bushes. Not everyone agrees with you. And it's time to stop simply labeling those that see things differently as idiots.
And, Republicans...with this Trump win, I have figured out how you can become a party to be proud of again. It's simple...don't let him dictate your agenda. Actively oppose the crap he will inevitably pull. And, super important...push someone else in 2020 (*cough, not Ted Cruz, cough*).
All you folks who voted for Trump despite his arrogance, hatred, sexual abuse, etc...it's time for you to prove, now, that you are not assholes. Oh, sorry...did I offend you? Well, prove that I am wrong. When Trump tries to kick out all the Mexicans, when he stands by while children die because he won't let Muslims in the country, and while we listen to more women talk about how he abused them, you show us that you won't let that stand. When he's impeached after his tax fraud is uncovered or he is found guilty in his rape trial, don't defend him.
Everyone is freaking out. You can keep freaking out and talk about how you're moving away. Or, you can truly be an American and stay here and fight.
Choose Love! This can be the catalyst that completely tears us apart. Or...it can bring us back together. Like we were together after 9/11 or like after the Cubs won. But, we need to come back together. As the great philosopher Jack Shepard once said..."We can live together, or we can die alone."
America is great! And, we can stay great...unless we give in to the hate that Trump has spewed.
This doesn't need to be tragic. Let's show the world how great America really is. We can do this! Together!
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